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Cuddle buddy application

forever-a-bunn:

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:

(via thinkinglogically)

"All living beings have experience of pleasure and pain, and we are among them. What makes human beings different is that we have a powerful intelligence and a much greater ability to achieve happiness and avoid suffering. Real happiness and friendship come not from money or even knowledge, but from warm-heartedness. Once we recognise this we will be more inclined to cultivate it."

H H The Dalai Lama (via lunaya1)

That moment when you get a crush on your best friend, after not seeing her for a long time, and suddenly seeing her tonight…

… that moment when you realize that you know you’ll never be…

… that moment when you realize that she’s still your best friend…

… that moment when you don’t know what feeling to choose.

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via titssmagee)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via mightymitochondria)